May 5, 2011

thedailywhat:

OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Elliott scores a kiss on the lips from his next door neighbor Bowie.

Clearly this calls for a high five.

[reddit.]

Is there anything better than stuff that’s cute????

(Source: thedailywhat)

May 5, 2011
I don’t like Owen particularly, not that there’s anything wrong with Owen, but this is the cutest cover of anything that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. 

I don’t like Owen particularly, not that there’s anything wrong with Owen, but this is the cutest cover of anything that I’ve ever seen in my entire life. 

Apr 27, 2011
class-my-ass:

original.

This is maybe my favorite one so far. I can’t wait to ask to borrow money from Diego once he gets some kind of a gif book deal. Also can I write the forward? Also can you put in a good word for me at your gif book publisher? Let me send you this gif book draft I’ve been working on, maybe you can just forward it to your editor? You’re the best.

class-my-ass:

original.

This is maybe my favorite one so far. I can’t wait to ask to borrow money from Diego once he gets some kind of a gif book deal. Also can I write the forward? Also can you put in a good word for me at your gif book publisher? Let me send you this gif book draft I’ve been working on, maybe you can just forward it to your editor? You’re the best.

Apr 26, 2011
class-my-ass:

Based on this.

My friend Diego made this. He’s the best!!

class-my-ass:

Based on this.

My friend Diego made this. He’s the best!!

(via jamkanrad)

Apr 22, 2011

How I Spent My Earth Day by Kelly Conaboy

I wrote this two years ago and also posted it on my tumblr last year. But maybe you, uh, missed it?

Because of a deep-seated fear of the dark I’ve developed over the past few months, I’ve become incapable of falling asleep without the lights, television, air conditioner, and radio on. This routine doesn’t fit within the restrictive boundaries of Earth Day, and since I technically had to begin at 12AM it posed a large problem. Would my devotion to the Earth be enough to carry me through the night and nightmares that awaited me? For just one night could I try to battle these, yes, self-inflicted but nonetheless frightening demons while remaining eco-friendly?

No, absolutely not. That was a trick scenario. If I were expected to be of any use to the Earth during its day I needed a good amount of rest during its night. Naturally, I slept the way I’ve become accustomed. 

Apr 14, 2011

Before there was the internet, what did people even do to break their own hearts do you think? READ A BOOK??

Apr 13, 2011
nonjiles:

You’re saying what everyone’s thinkin’, my man. 

Hahah yessssssssssss. Boooo Dean! You’re the worst!

nonjiles:

You’re saying what everyone’s thinkin’, my man. 

Hahah yessssssssssss. Boooo Dean! You’re the worst!

Apr 12, 2011
thedailywhat:

Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: ZSL Whipsnade Zoo’s biggest attraction is also its smallest — Tiny Tim the Egyptian tortoise, seen here nomming on a grape (he’s on the right).
[bwe.]

“Kelly, why are you reblogging the daily what, the only tumblr that everyone in the whole world subscribes to as a group?” 
Oh I don’t know, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SMALL THE TURTLE IS?

thedailywhat:

Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: ZSL Whipsnade Zoo’s biggest attraction is also its smallest — Tiny Tim the Egyptian tortoise, seen here nomming on a grape (he’s on the right).

[bwe.]

“Kelly, why are you reblogging the daily what, the only tumblr that everyone in the whole world subscribes to as a group?” 

Oh I don’t know, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SMALL THE TURTLE IS?

Apr 8, 2011
I made a very good flyer for my friends’ show tonight. You should come to it if you like anything, it’s going to be great. 
(Skinny Legs, Omar)

I made a very good flyer for my friends’ show tonight. You should come to it if you like anything, it’s going to be great. 

(Skinny Legs, Omar)

Apr 7, 2011

Dave Hill: So You're About to Be Attacked by a Bear

So, you are going to be attacked by a bear. What do you do? I’m so glad you asked. Well, for starters, scream. A lot. Scream, scream, and then scream some more. Of course, lesser bear attack guides (LBAGs) will invariably suggest that you try to remain calm and quiet (good luck) when encountering a bear under any circumstances, even if it is in a social setting, and not scream at all. This, however, will only anger the bear as bears of almost every variety are imposing yet sensitive and insecure figures who tend to demand some acknowledgment and appreciation of their size at all times. To not scream would simply insult them.

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